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COMPLIANCE-FIRST GROWTH FOR HEALTH & WELLNESS BRANDS

Turn Health & Wellness Curiosity Into Revenue.

CobraClicks is the PPC + SEO growth engine built for supplement brands, gyms, studios, holistic practitioners, and the rest of the wellness world. We end ad-account bans, kill wasted spend, and turn cold scrollers into loyal customers, without breaking compliance or your trust.

Trusted by 120+ wellness brands · Meta & Google Partner Certified · Only 5 spots/week
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THE WELLNESS MARKETING TRAP

You didn't start a brand to fight algorithms.

If any of this sounds familiar, you're not failing — you're being failed by agencies that treat wellness like e-commerce.

Creative That Doesn't Convert.

Wellness buyers need to trust before they buy. Stock-looking ads, vague claims, and generic UGC just blend into the feed — burning your spend without building the credibility your brand actually needs.

Spend Going Up. ROAS Going Down.

iOS updates gutted your attribution. Your CPMs doubled. You're burning $8k/mo just to break even — and your agency keeps blaming "the algorithm."

Generic Agencies Don't Get Wellness.

They run your supplement brand like a shoe store. No understanding of the customer journey, the regulations, or the trust required to convert.

Invisible on Google.

Competitors with worse products rank above you. Your blog gets 12 visits a month. You know SEO matters — you just don't have 18 months to wait.

SERVICES
THE GROWTH ENGINE

Two systems. One unstoppable engine.

PPC for the cash today. SEO for the empire tomorrow. Built together — never in silos.

01

Paid Acquisition (PPC)

Compliance-first Meta & Google Ads engineered for the wellness vertical. We don't just run ads — we build creative ecosystems that survive policy reviews and convert cold traffic.

  • Meta & Instagram Ads (ban-proofed creative)
  • Google Search, Shopping & PMax
  • UGC + creator-led ad production
  • Server-side tracking & CAPI setup
  • Landing page CRO & A/B testing
Scale my paid →
02

Organic Authority (SEO)

Rank for the searches your future customers are actually making. EEAT-optimized content, technical SEO, and authority-building that earns Google's trust in your category.

  • Wellness-niche keyword strategy
  • Practitioner & expert-authored content
  • Local SEO for studios & clinics
  • Technical audits & Core Web Vitals
  • Authority backlink acquisition
Own my niche →
03

Compliance Armor

The bodyguard your ad account needs. We pre-vet every claim, creative, and landing page against Meta, Google, FDA, and FTC guidelines — so you stop losing accounts and start scaling.

  • Pre-flight creative compliance reviews
  • Ad account recovery & appeals
  • Multi-BM & redundancy strategy
  • Claims engineering (powerful, compliant)
  • Policy training for your team
Protect my account →
04

Funnels & Retention

The wellness buyer needs 7-12 touches to convert. We build the email, SMS, and retargeting flows that turn one-time skeptics into subscription-tier evangelists.

  • Klaviyo & Postscript flow buildouts
  • Quiz funnels & lead magnets
  • Subscription & LTV optimization
  • Loyalty & referral programs
  • Retargeting that doesn't get flagged
Build my funnel →
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Wellness Brands Scaled
$0M+
Profitable Ad Spend Managed
0%
Average ROAS Lift in 90 Days
0
Active Accounts Banned This Year
THE COBRA METHOD

A 4-step strike on your growth ceiling.

No "we'll figure it out" energy. Every brand follows the same battle-tested protocol — customized to your vertical.

STEP 01

Audit & Diagnose

We dissect your funnel, ad accounts, GA4, and competitor landscape. You get a 27-point compliance & growth audit — yours to keep, hire us or not.

Week 1
STEP 02

Engineer The System

Tracking installed. Creatives produced. Keywords mapped. Pages built. We don't "go live and hope" — we ship a system designed to win before a dollar is spent.

Week 2–3
STEP 03

Launch & Scale

PPC goes live with compliance armor. SEO content begins compounding. We test, iterate, and scale winners — reviewed weekly inside your private Slack channel.

Month 1+
STEP 04

Compound & Defend

As paid prints cash, organic builds the moat. By month 6, you're spending less on ads, ranking higher on Google, and owning your category.

Month 3+
PROOF
RECEIPTS, NOT PROMISES

Real wellness brands. Real results.

SUPPLEMENTS · DTC
7.2x ROAS

$180k → $1.3M in 9 months

"They rebuilt our claims, recovered our banned BM, and 4x'd our subscription revenue. We finally trust our marketing team."

JM
Jenna M.Founder · Supplement Brand
HOLISTIC PRACTITIONER
#1

Ranked #1 in 14 cities.

"I was invisible online. Six months later I rank #1 for my specialty across 14 metros and book out 5 weeks in advance."

RA
Dr. Ravi A.Functional Medicine Practitioner
CERTIFIED · PARTNERED · BATTLE-TESTED
THE FINE PRINT

Questions smart founders ask.

If you're vetting agencies hard, good. So do we.

Do you work with brands in restricted niches like weight loss or hormone support?

Yes — that's literally our specialty. We've kept peptide, hormone-support, weight-management, and mental-wellness brands running on Meta and Google when most agencies refuse to touch them. We engineer compliant claims, layer redundancy across business managers, and pre-vet every asset before launch.

What's the minimum ad budget you require?

We work best with brands spending $5k+/month on ads. Below that, we'll happily refer you to vetted freelancers — we'd rather lose the deal than burn your runway.

How fast will I see results?

PPC: meaningful results within 30–60 days. SEO: traction at 90 days, dominance at 6–9 months. We give you a clear, week-by-week scorecard so there's never a guessing game.

Do you lock me into a long contract?

No 12-month handcuffs. Standard engagements are 90-day initial term, then month-to-month. If we're not earning our keep, you walk — no hard feelings.

What do I actually get on the free strategy call?

A 30-minute working session — not a sales pitch. You leave with a written growth diagnosis, your 3 biggest compliance risks, and a 90-day game plan. Yours to keep, whether you hire us or not.

LET'S
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BOOK YOUR GROWTH STRATEGY CALL

The next 5 spots are open.

No pitch deck. No "we'll get back to you." A working call with a senior strategist — plus a free 27-point compliance & growth audit you keep forever.

  • 30-min strategy call with a senior partner
  • Free written audit of your ads + SEO + funnel
  • Custom 90-day growth roadmap
  • Zero pressure — we only take 5 brands/week

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